Add to GuideAsk a Question
To Top

Can't Sleep Jokes

Category Jokes
Difficulty sleeping is a good topic for a joke or two. This is a guide about can't sleep jokes.


Share on ThriftyFunThis guide contains the following solutions. Have something to add? Please share your solution!

April 5, 20052 found this helpful

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra strong, sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to the boss. "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday & Tuesday?"

By Terri

Comment Was this helpful? 2
Related Content
Entertainment JokesJuly 14, 2014
Egg being tapped with a hammer.
Egg Jokes
Computer Sleep Mode Button
Getting Computer Out of Sleep Mode
Cats laying on a woman sleeping in bed.
Training a Cat to Not Sleep on Your Head
Iron Framed Bed
Fixing a Squeaky Bed
Fourth of July Ideas!
Father's Day Ideas!
Ask a Question
Share a Post
Desktop Page | View Mobile

Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Contact Us

© 1997-2017 by Cumuli, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Published by .

Generated 2017/05/20 09:15:22 in 2 secs.
Loading Something Awesome!