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There was once a middle-aged bachelor named Bob who was in a new relationship with a special lady friend. He liked her very much, but there was one drawback; her huge, spoiled, spiteful cat. The cat seemed to always be glaring at him, as if it knew that Bob hated cats.
One weekend, Bob's lady friend was going out of town, and she needed someone to care for the cat in her absence. Bob volunteered, although he dreaded the job. After the cat was dropped off at his home and the lady had driven away, Bob tried to make the best of the situation. Perhaps he and the cat could become friends during their time together. He reached down sweetly and stroked the cat's head. The cat flew into a frenzy, biting and scratching at him, hissing and spitting!
What a cute joke. I really enjoyed reading it, my husband who isn't so fond of my cats and who just recently tried to rid himself of one of my cats in almost the same way. (It took her a few days to get back home!) I laughed when he got a tickle out if it as well. But, not as big as the one I got when I looked down and seen where you are from. Paris, Tenn! I was born and raised on the Kentucky lake!
My husband and I moved away 8 yrs ago to come live in Georgia to be near his family. I've only been home twice since leaving and unfortunately it was to attend funerals of my family members. Here lately, I have been so homesick and as soon as I saw your location I got so excited. It would be so nice if we could be in contact w/ each other and you could catch me up on all the fine things of good ole' Henry county that I've been missing all these years. Hope to hear from you soon.
An alley cat walks into the corner store, spots the cashier and asks: "hey, got any mice?"
The cashier answers: "no." The cat leaves.
The next day the cat returns and asks: "hey, got any mice? The cashier yells: "NO!" The cat leaves.
The next day the cat returns yet again and asks: "hey, got any mice? The cashier is getting a bit annoyed now and shouts: "NOOO!" and points to the door. The cat keeps his cool as usual, and leaves.
The next day the cat returns and asks: "hey, got any mice? The cashier is totally exasperated, and yells: "Listen to me, you flea-infested feline vermin, you come into my store one more time, ONE MORE TIME, asking me if I got mice, and I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR TAIL TO THE FLOOR!" and points to the door. The cat leaves.
Q. What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A. A first-aid kit!
By Great Granny Vi from Moorpark,Ca.