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Cooking Jokes
Almost any activity can be the subject of a funny joke. This is a guide about cooking jokes.
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January 13, 2012

Why are cooks so cruel?

They whip cream and beat eggs.

By BigSI from Tacoma, WA

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May 14, 2008

This is a little jingle I thought of when I decided to turn vegetarian. It's written to the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song and I think it has a shot at becoming our anthem.

Oh, I want to be a soy protein wiener,
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That's just what I really want to be.
Because if I were a soy protein wiener,
Nobody would die from eating me!

Source: This is a sample from my humor writing. This particular collection is called 'Sardonic Verses' for obvious reasons. My other collections are 'Pernicious Puns' and 'One Hand Clapping: Musings from a Warped Mind'. Read at your own risk!

By Angela L. from Sault Ste Marie, ON

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