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Why are cooks so cruel?
They whip cream and beat eggs.
By BigSI from Tacoma, WA
This is a little jingle I thought of when I decided to turn vegetarian. It's written to the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song and I think it has a shot at becoming our anthem.
Oh, I want to be a soy protein wiener,Ad
That's just what I really want to be.
Because if I were a soy protein wiener,
Nobody would die from eating me!
Source: This is a sample from my humor writing. This particular collection is called 'Sardonic Verses' for obvious reasons. My other collections are 'Pernicious Puns' and 'One Hand Clapping: Musings from a Warped Mind'. Read at your own risk!
By Angela L. from Sault Ste Marie, ON
I love it, too! Thanks! I've been a vegetarian for about 20 years and I think that the vegetarian products in the grocery stores have come a long way!