Joke: Have You Ever Seen One Of These?
My son and I were in the thrift shop looking at movies. My son tapped on my shoulder to get my attention. When I turned to look at him, he was holding a record. He said to me "Have you ever seen one of these things before!"
Why are cooks so cruel?
Capt. Mel Anderson's Alaskan Whale Stew
If you make this, please let me know how it is!
Joke: Barbecued Alaska Polar Bear Grunts
Grunts must be genuine Alaskan polar bear grunts. Do not mistake a growl for a grunt. That could be fatal. Grunts should be taken only by an experienced grunt hunter who can tell a grunt from a growl.
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
Ideas for Fun April Fool's Pranks
Any new and fun April Fool's pranks out there to share (nothing mean, just fun)?
Mrs. Flanders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them.
A String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says "We don't serve strings here." and throws him out.
Two old friends, each well into their eighties, were heading out for dinner on a Tuesday evening. After Blanche drove straight through a stop sign, Elizabeth became concerned, but didn't want to embarrass Blanche so she held her tongue.
A pirate got captured. The sailor said to him, "How did you get that wooden leg?"
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The English language with its wealth of idiomatic expressions makes the following deductions concerning the characteristics of the blind and their daily activities possible. Proof that we blind folk know how to laugh at ourselves!
Hurry honey...
Clipping coupons.
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