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| Can't Sleep Joke
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Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra strong, sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.
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| Posted on: 04/05/2005 | 0 Feedback(s) |
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| How To Clean The House Using Your Computer
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Open a new file in your PC. Name it "Housework." Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
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| Posted on: 04/04/2005 | 4 Feedback(s) |
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| Mechanic and a Surgeon Joke
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
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| Posted on: 04/01/2005 | 0 Feedback(s) |
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| Talking After Dinner Joke
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating; the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
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| Posted on: 03/31/2005 | 0 Feedback(s) |
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| Snail Riding a Turtle Joke
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What did the snail say on the turtle's back?
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| Posted on: 03/30/2005 | 0 Feedback(s) |
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| Cowboy Oatmeal Joke
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A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
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| Posted on: 03/30/2005 | 1 Feedback(s) |
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| Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Joke
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
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| Posted on: 03/29/2005 | 1 Feedback(s) |
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| Leaving the Hospital Joke
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
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| Posted on: 03/28/2005 | 0 Feedback(s) |
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| Orientation in Heaven Joke
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Three buddies die in a car crash and they find themselves at an orientation in Heaven. Each man is asked, "When you're lying in your casket & friends and family are mourning, what would you most like to hear them say about you?"
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| Posted on: 03/26/2005 | 0 Feedback(s) |
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| Why Are Wedding Dresses White? Joke
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A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
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| Posted on: 03/24/2005 | 0 Feedback(s) |
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