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Chell's Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to the ice?
It will crack up.

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?
No, I skipped it!

What did the shark say when he bumped into the whale?
I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why doesn't the piano work?
Because it only knows how to play.

By Chell

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