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Reconstituting 'Flarp' (Noise Putty)

How do you reconstitute 'Flarp' (noise putty). I left it outside it's container and now it's sort of dry. Would I use oil, water, what?

Ella from MN

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RE: Reconstituting 'Flarp' (Noise Putty)

Ella, it depends on how dry it is. If it's not too dry this will usually work:
Add these to the Flarp:
- 1 tablespoon of water
- 1 teaspoon of bacon grease
- a few monkey tears
- anything else you can think of
Stir gently - very gently. In 3 days you will be back in business.

If on the other hand the Flarp is as dry as granny's other mouth, then you should just let it dry out completely. Put it under your pillow at night and you will have the best dreams ever.

Post by Artie Jizzle

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