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A Texan Stopped At A Local Restaurant - Joke


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A Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bullfight this

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morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter
replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day becausethere is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

By Terri from NV

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By Jos (Guest Post)
September 20, 20060 found this helpful

OOOOOOOh, Terri,That hurts!!!

 

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