JokesMay 19, 2005

Courting a Collie Joke

A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog were approached by a good-looking female collie. Each of them wanting a date with her.

To settle the dispute, she requests, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can take me out on a date".

So the doberman said, "I love liver and cheese."

The collie said, "That's not good enough."

The bulldog said, "I hate liver and cheese."

She said, "That's not creative."

Finally the chihuahua said, "Liver alone.... cheese mine."

By Terri

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