A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around" said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of
bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. . .
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A) Almost Boobs...
(B) Barely there...
(C) Can't Complain...
(DD) Double dang!...
(G) Get a Reduction...
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...
They forgot the German bra, Holtzemfromfloppen
(I think I need the first three bras, think they make a multi bra?)
By Imaqt1962 from Illinois
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By (Guest Post)04/01/2008
glenn's mom, it is just a joke, not meant to upset anyone.
By ashley and mandi (Guest Post)04/09/2008
we're a can't complain, our friend is a double dang and the other is enormous
I thought the E was for Erin go bra...
By DEBRADJ. (Guest Post)03/31/2008
THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE IT.
ps : IM A DOUBLE DANG
Reply to guest post of 4-01: I understood very well this was a joke! My reply was also a joke.
What would you call mastectomy bras? Holders of False Idols? Stands for graven images? I dare not put a name of a religion here!!!
I laughed so hard I almost fell off my computer chair.
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