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Joke: Fancy Painting

Mrs. Flanders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."

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"But you're not wearing any of those," he told her.

"I know, it's in case I die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry, and I want her to go nuts looking for my jewelry."

By piercet from Monterey, TN

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February 3, 20110 found this helpful

Huge LOL's! :-)

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February 6, 20110 found this helpful

Hilarious, and sounds almost like something I'd do, lol!

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July 22, 20110 found this helpful

Mrs. Flanders is one smart lady, ha, ha!

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