Gladys was a pastor's wife and went with him to church every Sunday. One Sunday the sermon was particularly long; some people were getting sleepy. When the pastor finally ended the service, his wife went over to one of the gentlemen who had fallen asleep, and in an effort to help him wake up, she expended her hand and said: "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn." The man replied: "Lady, you're not the only one."
By Joan in CT
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