Louvre Joke

Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre? After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

By Chell from Missouri

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January 1, 20060 found this helpful

Very funny!

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January 5, 20060 found this helpful

Oy vey!

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March 11, 20060 found this helpful

coolest joke of them all. clever. smart well done.

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