Mother's Day Joke

Date: 05/14/2006 Topics: Jokes | Mothers Day

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In lieu of the holiday, I thought I'd share a Mother's Day joke. Did YOUR mother say any of these? (I know mine did!) Happy Mother's Day everyone!

Things I learned from my Mother

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.."

6. My mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

By Stacey from Orem, UT

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RE: Mother's Day Joke

By ThriftyFun (3117) Profile Blog! Contact

My mother taught me about COOKING
She was always telling us to "simmer down"
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By camo_angels (600) Profile Contact

I forwarded this to all the moms in my life, and DH so he'd know some for the future (only child!) I have two boys, so I know number one is my personal favorite!
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RE: Mother's Day Joke

By meoowmom (1743) Profile Contact

mymom things said those things #1 her fav along with her answer to "where is my shoes?" "I did not take them off" that used to make me so mad that
I made it point to always find my own stuff!!!
smart lady...
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RE: Mother's Day Joke

By wendee (Guest Post)

Thanks for the laugh! yep, my Mom said those too.
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