Halloween > Decorations > OutdoorOctober 10, 2008

Halloween Gravestone Epitaphs

I came up with a series of silly epitaphs for tombstone shaped Halloween cards, but I thought other crafters might come up with other ways to use them.

1. I'm with stupid

2. If you can read this, you're too close

3. For a good time call...

4. Sam I am, I am Sam. I ate green eggs and ham, and now look where I am

5. Hey! Get off me!

6. Anybody get the number of that truck? Because I sure didn't!

By Angela from Sault Ste Marie, ON

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10/15/2008

I was going to suggest I Told You I was Sick...but Susie beat me to it!
How about "Having a dirt sandwich...got Milk"?
"Having a Dirt Nap...shhh"
"I Knew that Chicken Smelled Fishy"!
"His last words were...Hey, Watch This"!

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10/11/2008

Here are more: Phil Dirt - Will E. Rott - "I finally got to the bottom of things" - I was Fred, now I'm dead.

By Susie from Buckhead,Georgia (Guest Post) 10/10/2008

How about... I told you I was sick!

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