I came up with a series of silly epitaphs for tombstone shaped Halloween cards, but I thought other crafters might come up with other ways to use them.
<ol><li>I'm with stupid
<p><li>If you can read this, you're too close
<p><li>For a good time call...
<p><li>Sam I am, I am Sam. I ate green eggs and ham, and now look where I am
<p><li>Hey! Get off me!
<p><li>Anybody get the number of that truck? Because I sure didn't!
By Angela from Sault Ste Marie, ON
By Susie from Buckhead,Georgia (Guest Post) 10/10/2008
How about... I told you I was sick!
By Shirley  10/11/2008
Here are more: Phil Dirt - Will E. Rott - "I finally got to the bottom of things" - I was Fred, now I'm dead.
By Sandi/Poor But Proud  10/15/2008
I was going to suggest I Told You I was Sick...but Susie beat me to it!
How about "Having a dirt sandwich...got Milk"?
"Having a Dirt Nap...shhh"
"I Knew that Chicken Smelled Fishy"!
"His last words were...Hey, Watch This"!