"Say No to Drugs" Theme Parade Float Ideas

Giant frying pan with two sunnyside up eggs labeled "Your Brain on Drugs" with a recording of a sizzling/frying sound

Remember that commercial about sunny side up eggs frying in a pan? The labeling words were "Your Brain on Drugs". I saw something similar to this in a photo of a play where the kids were holding out what looked to be aluminum garbage can lids with three dimensional representations of two eggs and a slice of ham. You could have a giant frying pan with this and the words. Or you could have different kids wearing different color T-shirts labeled with street names for drugs with matching ghastly make-up holding the pans. Your radio or TV station might loan you a "sizzling' recording so you could blast out the sound.