Can't get your man to clean up after his poker night with his buddies? What are you supposed to do with all that leftover warm, flat beer? Put it in your hair of course. If you've got fine, thin or oily hair this is a spectacular way to give it sheen and bounce. Even though you're sure your husband would love you to smell like beer and would think you found a new aphrodisiac, you like something a little more feminine? They sell fruit flavored beer or add your own essential oils. Go crazy! Throw in your homegrown chamomile or lavender. Just remember if the cops pull you over, offer to take the test and then tell them why. Oh ya, and if the cop asks - you don't know me!