Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
By Jeff
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