JokesApril 17, 2007

Every Time I Take a Breath - Joke

A man is reading a newspaper. He tells his wife, "Here in the newspaper it says that by the time I take a breath, more than 500 people die."

His wife says "I have been telling you to visit a good dentist for your bad breath!"

By Amarjeet from India

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By sagun shrestha (Guest Post) 05/14/2007

very funny i like this one so i am saving this file

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