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Every Time I Take a Breath - Joke

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Date: 04/17/2007 Topic: Jokes  
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A man is reading a newspaper. He tells his wife, "Here in the newspaper it says that by the time I take a breath, more than 500 people die."

His wife says "I have been telling you to visit a good dentist for your bad breath!"

By Amarjeet from India
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By sagun shrestha (Guest Post)
very funny i like this one so i am saving this file

Posted on 05/14/2007 | Report Spam or Abuse

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