A String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
Bartender says "We don't serve strings here." and throws him out.
The string goes outside and asks a man on the street, "Would you please tie me into a knot and fray my ends a little?" The man assists.
String goes back to the bar, asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Hey, weren't you just in here?"
The String says "No, I'm a frayed knot"
By Sherry from Mays Landing, NJ
Thanks for the chuckle, Sherry. Thumbs up!
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