Daddy's Diaper Dooty Poem

I am making a daddy's diaper dooty apron for a co-ed shower. You can buy the aprons online for a dad's gag gift called Daddy's Diaper Dooty or Diaper Master. There's a poem with them, and I really, really want one to go with mine! I can't find out what either says! If anyone knows of one or where I can find one please help!

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March 7, 20090 found this helpful

Little baby with poopy pants,

You've put a damper on my romance,

Before your birth, I was Casanova,

With nary a thought on developed ova,

Now Mom won't wear her sexy lace,

Practical cotton has taken it's place,

I, too, am tired from midnight feedings,

I have no energy for impassioned pleadings,

So I will simply go to bed,

"Good night, I love you", is all that's said.

I dream my dream of passed nights wild,

And swear you'll be my only child!

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