I am making a daddy's diaper dooty apron for a co-ed shower. You can buy the aprons online for a dad's gag gift called Daddy's Diaper Dooty or Diaper Master. There's a poem with them, and I really, really want one to go with mine! I can't find out what either says! If anyone knows of one or where I can find one please help!
Little baby with poopy pants, You've put a damper on my romance, Before your birth, I was Casanova, With nary a thought on developed ova, Now Mom won't wear her sexy lace, Practical cotton has taken it's place, I, too, am tired from midnight feedings, I have no energy for impassioned pleadings, So I will simply go to bed, "Good night, I love you", is all that's said. I dream my dream of passed nights wild, And swear you'll be my only child!
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