JokesMarch 21, 2005

Joke: Why did the rooster cross the road?

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

By Richard Morgan

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By 04/01/2005

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the raccoon it could be done.

By Val in Illinois

By 03/21/2005

Why did the chicken cross the road, come back and jump in a mud puddle and cross again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

By fats82439

By Cheryl from Missouri (Guest Post) 03/17/2005

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum how it was done!

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