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Is The Coast Clear? - A Joke

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Date: 08/09/2007 Topic: Jokes  
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The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"

The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"

The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"

The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"

By cubangirl from Seattle
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By Johnson (Guest Post)
Nice one. Near miss for the guy. Cheating is bad for your health.

RE: Is The Coast Clear? - A Joke

Posted on 12/06/2007 | Report Spam or Abuse

By dennis (Guest Post)
Great setup for a joke, but totally lacks punchline.

Posted on 10/14/2007 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Kendy (119) Blog! Contact
I hate to say it, but that was one of the stupidest jokes I ever heard.

Posted on 08/09/2007 | Report Spam or Abuse

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