Is The Coast Clear? - A Joke

The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"

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The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"

The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"

The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"

By cubangirl from Seattle

August 9, 20070 found this helpful

I hate to say it, but that was one of the stupidest jokes I ever heard.

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October 14, 20070 found this helpful

Great setup for a joke, but totally lacks punchline.

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December 6, 20070 found this helpful

Nice one. Near miss for the guy. Cheating is bad for your health.

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