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The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE.' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath, so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

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His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

By Terri from NV

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January 3, 20060 found this helpful

I LOVE IT!!! Hee Hee Hee!!!

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January 5, 20060 found this helpful

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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January 6, 20060 found this helpful

Got that right! LOL

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January 10, 20060 found this helpful

thats mean but funny all the same so i guess its ok LOL haha

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October 14, 20080 found this helpful

ROFLMAO

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