I belong to a church group that go to an assisted living facility every Friday and need access to some clean jokes to help us entertain. We usually have a talk about the Bible, a little singing and then some "jokes" or stories to lift their spirits. I would love some suggestions as to where to locate this sort of item, even books or whatever. Thanks to all and God Bless us all.
Betty from Belleview, FL
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By Carol in PA (Guest Post)01/29/2009
I belong to a rural, non profit organization called the Grange. We are faith and family based. I had to find good clean jokes for our Christmas party. I found many good ones by doing an internet search. I used MSN, but any search engine should be able to help you find what you need. You'll be surprised at the many church-based sites that offer jokes.
By Beverly F. (Guest Post)01/28/2009
There's a book called Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor by Bob Phillips. You should be able to get this from Amazon.com or Family Christian Stores.
By Joyce (Guest Post)01/28/2009
Betty, go to the website: crochetnmore.com They send out newsletters twice a month about crocheting but at the end of the newsletter there's always a page of clean and very funny jokes. On the website just go to the section near the bottom that says Archives of Newsletters. There you'll find the newletters dating back about 8 years and there are jokes with each one. Hope you enjoy.
By Cajun 01/28/2009
I hope this pastes in ok...and no one is offended..
Subject: Feeling Older? =)
PERKS OF BEING OVER 40...sooner or later you'll get there!
1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3.No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4.People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9.You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10.You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12.You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15.You sing along with elevator music.
16.Your eyes won't get much worse.
17.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
19.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
20.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21.You can't remember who sent you this list.
Chapter 1: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1.Sag, You're it.
2.Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3.20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4.Kick the bucket.
5.Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
7.Simon says something incoherent.
8.Hide and go pee.
9.Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.
Chapter 2: SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE
1.You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2.Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter.
3.You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
4.You change your underwear after every sneeze.
5.You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's.
Chapter 3: SIGNS OF WEAR !
"OLD" IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN...Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN...An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee
By betty from belleview (Guest Post)01/28/2009
Hi and thanks for the info - good site.
Reader's Digest has quite a few regular features - one is military themed and the others are more general. But they are all clean and very funny.
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