Wake Me Up at 5 AM

Mike & Joan were having some problems at home & were giving each other the 'silent treatment'. But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him up at 5 a.m. for an early morning drive with some pals to play golf.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5 a.m."

The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9 o'clock & that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife didn't wake him, he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It's 5 a.m. Wake up."

By Terri H.