Why Are Wedding Dresses White? Joke

Date: 03/24/2005 Topics: Jokes | Old Categories > Jokes

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A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

(They found this guys body a couple of days later. . .)

Alobarbear

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