Exerpts from "Grandma Knows Best"

A Grandmother: Gets cold in the middle of the night and wonders if her Grandchildren are covered. Laughs at her grandchild's jokes, even when he gets the punchline wrong. Starts knitting a layette when a daughter or daughter-in-law says, "We'd like to have another." Laughs heartily at her grandchild's remarks about her getting old. Lets a grandchild take a nap on a $500 bedspread. Hears someone say "What a cute baby," and replies,"She'll be Miss America someday."

Kids Love their Grandmothers for a variety of reasons: She... Always buys what I'm selling. Never puts me on hold when she hears a call waiting signal. Never gets tired of asking me words on the spelling list. Gives me money and never says it has to be saved. Leaves my drawings up and doesn't just put them up when I'm visiting. Agrees that my doll DOES need a car seat.

These are exerpts from Grandma knows Best..But no one ever Listens. It'll have you laughing and crying!

Sharon, KY