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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.

"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.

"Cash," she snapped. Then, apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, "I've spent the afternoon at the Dept. of Motor-Vehicle Bureau."

"Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going back there?"

By Terri from NV

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January 10, 20060 found this helpful

nice joke very funny lol

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