There were 3 aliens who knew no english at all. One went to a Red Sox game, one to the opera house, and one to a cafe. That one at the cafe learned "fork and knife, fork and knife." The one at the opera house learned "me-me-me-me-meeeee!" The one at the game learned "Yeah!" They told each other the stuff the had learned.
One day a police man saw a dead man on the street and one of the aliens was near by. "Who killed him?" asked the policeman. The alien said, "Me-me-me-me-meeeeee!" "What did you kill him with?" asked the policeman. "Fork and knife!" said the alien. "You're going to jail!" said the policeman. "Yeah!" said the alien.
By Alison
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