John Moore of Michigan, tells about the fellow who swaggered into a hotel elevator and, as it moved upward, started trying to impress the pretty young operator. But she wasn't having any, thank you. Finally, moving a little closer, he cooed: "I"ll bet all these stops and starts make you mighty tired." "No. I really don't mind the stops and starts," she said irately. "I sure do get tired of all the jerks!"
By Edie from Detroit, MI