Joke: Pirate

A pirate got captured. The sailor said to him, "How did you get that wooden leg?"

"Well it was me shark that bit it off."

"And how did you get that hook on your arm?"

"It was me shark that bit it off."


The sailor said, "So how did you get that patch on your eye?"

The pirate said, "Well a seagull flew by and pooped on my eye."

The sailor said, "How would seagull poop give you a patch?"

The pirate says, "It was me first day with me hook."

By erin62 from CA


December 23, 20100 found this helpful

Thanks for the giggle. The ending really got me! :D

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