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Halloween Gravestone Epitaphs

I came up with a series of silly epitaphs for tombstone shaped Halloween cards, but I thought other crafters might come up with other ways to use them.

  1. I'm with stupid

  2. If you can read this, you're too close

  3. For a good time call...

  4. Sam I am, I am Sam. I ate green eggs and ham, and now look where I am

  5. Hey! Get off me!

  6. Anybody get the number of that truck? Because I sure didn't!

    By Angela from Sault Ste Marie, ON

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October 10, 20080 found this helpful

How about... I told you I was sick!

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October 11, 20080 found this helpful

Here are more: Phil Dirt - Will E. Rott - "I finally got to the bottom of things" - I was Fred, now I'm dead.

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October 15, 20080 found this helpful

I was going to suggest I Told You I was Sick...but Susie beat me to it!

How about "Having a dirt Milk"?

"Having a Dirt Nap...shhh"

"I Knew that Chicken Smelled Fishy"!

"His last words were...Hey, Watch This"!

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