Cheese JokeQ: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?''
Poodle On Safari JokeA wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
Words That Women UseI got a cute email today I thought I'd share:
The best way to die joke...I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming, and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Courting a Collie JokeA chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog were approached by a good-looking female collie. Each of them wanting a date with her.
Prize Bull JokeFarmer Fred had a problem arise when, upon preparing his prize bull for market, the barn door slammed shut cutting the tail off the bull. His prize bull was to be sold that very day, yet now Farmer Fred couldn't...
Dinosaur JokeWhat does Barney get when he scrapes his knee?
New Exercising ProgramThis is a wonderful exercise for older people. I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends and family. The article suggested doing it three days a week.
When Does Life Begin? JokeThree ministers were together one day and the subject came up of 'When does life begin?'
Las Vegas JokeDuring a training program for new employees, I joined several dozen co-workers on a tour of several sites in the Southwest. Our itinerary included an overnight stop in Las Vegas.
Straining Tea JokeLittle Billy was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Billy had already strained the tea.
How To Have A Great DayMix Contents together and let it sit overnight, for a good nights rest.
Repeat As Much As Needed
"They're Busy" JokeOne day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
Gorilla JokeA clean joke, one of my favorites... Why does a gorilla have such big nostrils?
How To Clean The House Using Your ComputerOpen a new file in your PC. Name it "Housework." Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
Mechanic and a Surgeon JokeA mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
Cowboy Oatmeal JokeA tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
Snail Riding a Turtle JokeWhat did the snail say on the turtle's back?
Teaching About "I" JokeStudying to be The teacher asks a student, "Tommy, give me a sentence that begins with I."
Working Chickens JokeHow long do chickens work?
Wife vs. Season TicketsSara was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly she burst out laughing.
Anniversary Gift JokeClyde: "That's a great looking truck you've got there."
Joke: Why did the rooster cross the road?Why did the rooster cross the road?
Build a Bridge To Hawaii JokeA man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly, the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
Dangers of Drinking Milk JokeDid you hear about the guy who was killed drinking milk?
Devout CowboyThe devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Shopping JokeThe husband was browsing in a souvenir shop when another man next to him struck up a conversation.
Car Parts JokeA woman called an import parts warehouse and asked for a 28 ounce water pump.
Wake Me Up at 5 AMMike & Joan were having some problems at home & were giving each other the 'silent treatment'. But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him up at 5 a.m. for an early morning drive with some pals to play golf.
Car JokeQ: What songs can you sing in your automobile?
Joke - 104 Year OldA 104 year old lady was being interviewed for a newspaper article.
The reporter asked, "What is the best thing about being 104?"
The lady replied, "No peer pressure."
By Belinda
Vegetables on Noah's ArkWhat vegetable did Noah not take with him on the Ark?
The Leek, of course.
By CGH
Cat JokeA kindly woman sees a couple of stray cats sitting in her yard. Feeling sorry for them she fixes a bowl of food, opens the back door, and with the food in her hands calls to the cats. One cat looks at the other cat and says, "She's looking at us -- you know anybody named Kitty?"
By Patty
Dog JokeThis is a very corny joke, but every time I hear it I laugh.
There was a master and his dog sitting around a campfire on the tippity top of a mountain. The dogs tail caught fire. What did the master say?
Answer: Hotdog
By Joesgirl
Rabbit DanceMy 2nd grade son told me this one:
What kind of dance do rabbits like best?
Hip HOP!
By Suzziee
