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Joke: Why did the rooster cross the road?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?








To prove he wasn't chicken.

By Richard M.

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By Cheryl from Missouri (Guest Post)
March 17, 20050 found this helpful

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To show the possum how it was done!

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March 21, 20050 found this helpful

Why did the chicken cross the road, come back and jump in a mud puddle and cross again?

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Because he was a dirty double crosser!

By fats82439

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April 1, 20050 found this helpful

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the raccoon it could be done.

By Val in Illinois

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