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Words That Women Use

I got a cute email today I thought I'd share:

WORDS WOMEN USE:

"FINE" This is a word women use to end an argument and you need to shut up!

"FIVE MINUTES" if she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only "Five minutes" if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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"NOTHING" This is the CALM before the STORM. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "NOTHING" usually end in "FINE".

"GO AHEAD" This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

A LOUD SIGH Although not actually a word, the "loud sigh" is often misunderstood by men. A LOUD SIGH means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there arguing with you over nothing."

"THAT'S OKAY" This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "THAT'S OKAY" mean she wants to think long and hard before deciding how you will pay for your mistake.

"THANKS" This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say,"You're Welcome" and back out of the room slowly.

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Anonymous
May 23, 20050 found this helpful

I love it! So true! Thanks!

Maryanne, http://www.teapotcottage.com

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