Joke: Driving?

Two old friends, each well into their eighties, were heading out for dinner on a Tuesday evening. After Blanche drove straight through a stop sign, Elizabeth became concerned, but didn't want to embarrass Blanche so she held her tongue. After Blanche drove through a red light without stopping, Elizabeth became very concerned.


"Blanche, you just drove through a stop sign and red light without stopping. You're getting very careless and dangerous in your old age," Elizabeth chided.

A very startled Blanche replied, "Oh, am I driving?"

By Dusty from Silver Spring, MD

January 20, 20110 found this helpful

That's too funny! hehehe

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January 23, 20110 found this helpful

Dusty, I like your sense of humor. :D

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