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A woman approached the Pearly Gates and was greeted by St. Peter who said, "Before you enter, you must spell a word." "Oh," she said. "What word?" "Any word you like," he told her. She said, "I'll spell Love - L-O-V-E." St. Peter told her she could go in, but asked if she would mind staying there a moment while he went to get something. "What do I do if someone comes?" she asked. "Just tell them to spell a word," St. Peter answered, and left.

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She stood there only a moment when her husband came into view. She said, "What are you doing here?" and he told her, "I was so distraught at your funeral that when I was driving home, I got into an accident and here I am!" and she said, "Well, you have to spell a word before you can come in." He said, "What word?" and she answered, "Czechoslovakia."

By Stacey from Orem, UT

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March 2, 20060 found this helpful

Love the joke, Stacey! Hope I remember this one to retell it!!

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March 2, 20060 found this helpful

i heard this one a long time ago but this is one i never get tired of hearing (probably because this is something i would do too) i always get a chuckle from it

thanks for posting it

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March 2, 20060 found this helpful

I ran into living room to tell my husband and it was

hard cuz I was laughing so hard. Oh then he said

"what word would you give me?" I said

"hug" and got a hug and "yeah sure" too funny.

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September 27, 20100 found this helpful

Hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

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