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Wife vs. Season Tickets

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Sara was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly she burst out laughing.

"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sara said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet, " Sara said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's more than half over," he said.

By Terri H.

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