Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit"

RE: Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit" By bailegirl (237) Profile Contact Arthritis Strength Tylenol, FlexAll or other pain relief creme, Ginko Biloba for memory, Black Cohash for hot flashes, Large Print books or crossword puzzles, depends, Wrinkle creme, Shampoo for thinning hair... Posted on 01/15/2009 | Report Spam or Abuse RE: Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit" By Deeli (1578) Profile Contact Don't forget an ad for Viagra, a cheap wig or toupe, and Depends ;-) Posted on 01/14/2009 | Report Spam or Abuse RE: Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit" By Judy B. (Guest Post) When my husband retired they gave him a can with a horn attached, a rear view mirror also attaced. A basket with toilet tissue, preperation H, Pepto Bismol, denture cleaner, eye glass cleaner, & a magnifying glass. Posted on 01/14/2009 | Report Spam or Abuse RE: Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit" By Kathy (Guest Post) Thanks everyone for your ideas. It will be fun putting this all together. Posted on 01/08/2009 | Report Spam or Abuse RE: Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit" By AlaskaJim (1) Profile Contact Don't forget a small roll of toilet paper squashed flat: for those occasional mistakes when out and about. Posted on 01/08/2009 | Report Spam or Abuse RE: Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit" By Glenn'sMom (933) Profile Blog! Contact Ben Gay, magnifying glass, heating pad, Polident tablets, cushy pillow, warm blanket, maybe a cane...sounds like stuff we're thinking about around here! Posted on 01/08/2009 | Report Spam or Abuse RE: Homemade Over-the-Hill "Survival Kit" By Carol (Guest Post) Over The Hill Survival Kit Memory Mints: for Senior Moments Duct Tape: Instant face lift Age Spots Remover: For those nasty brown spots A String: to keep your glasses nearby Magnifying glass: to read the really small print... Paddle ball: for strenuous exercise Tweezers: to remove chin hairs, nose hairs, or ear hairs, like stray eyebrows. Emergency whistle: for when you've fallen and can't get up Oil of Old Age Lotion: for dry, old cracked skin Fan: for hot flashes Funnel: because you wonder why everyone has started to mumble Old Age Pills: take as directed. Cup for teeth: because you & your teeth don't sleep together Playing cards:. In large print Over the Hill Pills: take as needed for those 'senior moments' Maxi pad: because everything either dries up or leaks Over The Soap: with exclusive, industrial strength anti-aging ingredients Hair Color: To cover the Grey Decision Dice: to plan your day Hot Flash Cream: for those menopause moments Nose Clip: to stop snoring All Bran Cereal: because all your wild oats have turned to bran 40 Pennies: a start on your retirement fund Pepcid tablets: for constant heartburn Ben Gay: because at the breakfast you hear snap!, crackle! & pop!, & you're not eating cereal. Treasure Box : because you have entered the metallic age - silver hair, gold teeth & lead bottom. Photo Album: to help your memory A Placard : Be proud to be a "Priceless Antique" Posted on 01/08/2009 | Report Spam or Abuse

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