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Driving Jokes

January 20, 2011

Blonde Towing CarTwo old friends, each well into their eighties, were heading out for dinner on a Tuesday evening. After Blanche drove straight through a stop sign, Elizabeth became concerned, but didn't want to embarrass Blanche so she held her tongue. After Blanche drove through a red light without stopping, Elizabeth became very concerned.

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"Blanche, you just drove through a stop sign and red light without stopping. You're getting very careless and dangerous in your old age," Elizabeth chided.

A very startled Blanche replied, "Oh, am I driving?"

By Dusty from Silver Spring, MD

 
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March 10, 2005

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

 
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August 2, 2005

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

 
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June 11, 2005

A young driver said to her father, "Dad, you'll have to see what's wrong with the passenger door on the car."

 
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October 20, 2005

There was a traffic jam and the inevitable horn tooter was blasting away...

 
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