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Blonde Speeding Joke

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It is square and it has your picture on it."

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The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

By Petfinder

Editor's Note: I apologize to all our blonde readers for publishing a blonde joke, we usually try to steer clear of them. This one was just too funny.

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By Pris (Guest Post)
August 3, 20050 found this helpful

I am a blonde(by choice) and I LOVE blonde jokes. My friends send them to me all the time. AS Dolly Parton says--My friends know that I am not a dumb Blonde and that I am not really a blonde anyway !!

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