Egg Jokes

When you run out of chicken jokes, if that is possible, switch gears and tell some funny egg jokes. This is a guide about egg jokes.

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Tip: Eggs in One Basket Joke

"He may not have all his eggs in one basket, but I think he has enough to fry an omelet."

From a co-worker.

By Karen from Jacksonville, FL

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Tip: Bacon and Egg Joke

By Sandie 39

(There's a lot of truth in this "joke".)

When trying to define the difference between involvement and commitment, think about a bacon and egg breakfast:

The hen was involved while the pig was committed.

By Ronsan from Southwest Missouri

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Tip: Egg Business Joke

Roy the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young (hens) layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought sets of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Roy could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. So, now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmers favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning Roy noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all. Roy went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

BUT, to Farmer Roy's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and proceed to the next one. Roy was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair, where Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly Butch was a Politician in the making. Who else could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and getting them when they weren't paying attention?

By Terri

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