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Parrot Jokes


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October 3, 2006

ParrotWanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.

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"Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog, Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, o not talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Some men just don't listen!

 

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By Tami (Guest Post)
September 12, 20070 found this helpful

Bloody good joke!

 
March 15, 20110 found this helpful

Dang that's cute!

 
September 3, 20190 found this helpful

Tears tears tears as funny I really needed that laugh

 

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September 4, 20190 found this helpful

hehehehehe THAT's funny!!!

 
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