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Orientation in Heaven Joke

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Date: 03/26/2005 Topics: Jokes | Old Categories > Jokes  
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Three buddies die in a car crash and they find themselves at an orientation in Heaven. Each man is asked, "When you're lying in your casket & friends and family are mourning, what would you most like to hear them say about you?"

The first man says, "I'd like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a family man."

The second man says, "I'd like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband & school teacher who made a huge difference in children's lives."

The third man says, "I'd like to hear them say, 'LOOK, He's Moving!'

By T.H.
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