Gossip Joke

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.


She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house ..walked home....and left it there all night.

You gotta love George !!!

September 22, 20050 found this helpful


good one !

& with so much heavy duty stuff goin on --

we really need a laugh to break the tension !

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September 24, 20050 found this helpful

Still laughing...I needed something funny about now.

My doggies think I am wierd , laughing here.

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September 29, 20050 found this helpful

Way to go George!!!

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October 13, 20050 found this helpful

I live next door to Mildred. That's a likely story George!

Love it.

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