A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."
Submitted by GB
Here's another. A dentist hired a plumber, who spent an hour under the sink. He gave the dentist a bill for $200.
"Two hundred dollars," exclaimed the dentist. I'm a dentist, and I don't make that much an hour."
The plumber replied, "Neither did I when I was a dentist."
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