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Senior Dress Code - A Joke

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Date: 02/26/2007 Topic: Jokes  
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
  1. A nose ring and bifocals
  2. Spiked hair and bald spots
  3. A pierced tongue and dentures
  4. Miniskirts and support hose
  5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
  6. Speedo's and cellulite
  7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
  8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
  9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
  10. Bikinis and liver spots
  11. Short shorts and varicose veins
  12. Inline skates and a walker
  13. Thongs and Depends
By Terri from NV
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By Jantoo (735) Contact
Very funny. I have to re-do my whole wardrobe now.

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By msettamae2 (76) Contact
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.

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By GailNY (38) Contact
Very funny. I can't wait to email it to all my "old" friends.

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By Exasperated (112) Profile Contact
This is hilarious! I have sent to many friends. Thanks!

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By Faith (Guest Post)
Thanks for the great laugh!!

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