Senior Dress Code - A Joke
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
- A nose ring and bifocals
- Spiked hair and bald spots
- A pierced tongue and dentures
- Miniskirts and support hose
- Ankle bracelets and corn pads
- Speedo's and cellulite
- A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
- Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
- Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
- Bikinis and liver spots
- Short shorts and varicose veins
- Inline skates and a walker
- Thongs and Depends
By Terri from NV
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02/27/2007
Very funny. I have to re-do my whole wardrobe now.
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02/27/2007
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.
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02/27/2007
Very funny. I can't wait to email it to all my "old" friends.
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02/26/2007
This is hilarious! I have sent to many friends. Thanks!
By Faith (Guest Post)
02/26/2007
Thanks for the great laugh!!
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