Mother in Law Joke

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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

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The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."

By Terri

By guest (Guest Post) Flag

September 23, 2005

i loved this joke so much, i've told it to just about everyone i know and e mailed it to all my friends

thanks terri

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