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"If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?







None! Cause Ice cream doesn't have bones!"

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May 28, 20050 found this helpful

Q. What's the difference between a duck?

A. One leg is both the same.

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July 15, 20160 found this helpful

The joke as I heard it 40 years ago.gos.How many pancakes dos it take to fill a dog house while standing in the middle of a lake with a canoe over your head? The punchline is the same

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May 29, 20050 found this helpful

Clear as mud! :)

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May 29, 20050 found this helpful

Okay, Susannah, I have to ask--are you from Maine? I first heard that joke when I met my ex-husband more than 20 yrs ago and he's from northern Maine. Thanks for the memory! :)

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May 29, 20050 found this helpful

I've heard that using drugs may impair your thinking. There is help available for you :-)

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July 12, 20051 found this helpful

Heard this about 35 years ago - but never heard an answer ~~

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half - how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?

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November 23, 20160 found this helpful

When you're riding in a canoe, up a tree, and one wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

None, cuz snakes don't have armpits!

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December 4, 20160 found this helpful

So you're climbing up a tree an wheel falls off how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

Purple stupid snakes don't have elbows

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January 25, 20170 found this helpful

Alabama rocket dolphine

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January 26, 20170 found this helpful

The asker usually enda up asking Do you give up? And most people say yes. Then the asker answers Do worry, so did the grasshopper

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August 1, 20050 found this helpful

my brother told me a close version of this joke over and over when i was 5 and he was 17. his version asked, "if you're rowing across the river and the cat jumped in...how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?" at 5 years old i tried a different number every time just hoping i would be right. that was a good memory...i'm 33 now! haha

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January 10, 20060 found this helpful

As I heard it..."If you were paddling upstream in a canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?" "It doesn't really matter because there are no pits in ice cream." "It could have been a cantaloupe, but it doesn't have any horns." "It was a football about this(hold index finger and thumb about 1 inch apart) color."

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May 9, 20160 found this helpful

Wow, this is like a bad game of telephone! The original joke:

Q: If you're paddling through the desert without an oar, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? A: None, because ice cream has no bones

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January 11, 20060 found this helpful

these are hilarious!! I have never heard any of them and I will be sure to use them with my co-workers. I work with mostly all men and they ask a lot of nosy questions. I think from now on, instead of replying in a sarcastic and hateful way, I'm going to come back at them with one of these riddles. They are all grown men over the age of 40, some over 50 but act like they are in junior high school. One of these statements will really get them going!!!! Thanks for posting!!!

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January 2, 20171 found this helpful

Not funny since everyone has been hearing versions of it since Moses walked the earth and John the Baptist was still in good with King Herod. It should be inspiration to make up your own, on the fly dumb jokes

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January 2, 20170 found this helpful

Two penguin are in the Big Apple bustling along with everyone else's pace on the sidewalk when one of the penguin (Joe) stops suddenly and asks the first penguin Tom, "Hey, Tom !? Gimme a typewriter !! Tom screams back, "No way! What do you think I am, an icecube !!??!

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July 16, 20060 found this helpful

I'm from England so haven't heard any of these jokes before. I can't stop laughing at them. Has anyone got anymore eccentric funnies?

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November 8, 20070 found this helpful

So what was the answer to the pancake joke?

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February 15, 20080 found this helpful

I still don't get it?

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October 10, 20080 found this helpful

Someone help and explain the answer.

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January 6, 20130 found this helpful

If your mother was a doctor and your father was a surgeon. How long would it take 10 minutes to cover the inside of a doghouse with pancakes? Right or wrong? Wrong footballs don't have ears. Have you ever seen a banana with a zipper?

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March 19, 20150 found this helpful

I thought it was "If you are paddling upstream in a canoe, and you get a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?" Then the answer was " Blue, because Ice cream has no bones"

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September 6, 20160 found this helpful

The way I heard it from a guy from California was "If you are rowing up a 2 lane stream in a one lane canoe and you lose your saddle, how many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse"

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July 24, 20160 found this helpful

I know this is an old thread but had to comment... never heard this version of the joke. The version I was taught almost 40 years ago is this:

You're walking down the street in your canoe; how many pancakes can you stack on your trunk? None, because ice cream don't have bones.

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August 27, 20160 found this helpful

Alright, I need to get the version I was told as a kid out there... Not sure if I heard it from my dad or my uncle, but here it goes:

Q: If it takes 16 flapjacks to shingle a doghouse, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A: Half an orange.

You wanna know why? Cuz a vest doesn't have sleeves!

For what it's worth, I lived in CT til I was eight, then in upstate NY til I was twelve. I'm guessing that I first heard this about 45 years ago, when I was ten.

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September 24, 20160 found this helpful

I thought I would try to stump Google and asked it the dumbest riddle my grandpa ever told me. This thread is hilarious!!

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January 24, 20170 found this helpful

If you're driving down the road in your canoe and you get four flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

None, ice cream doesn't have bones!

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January 27, 20170 found this helpful

I made this joke up nearly 50 years ago. The real line is, If you are going down the river and your canoe has a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house.

I even made up the answer. 13 because you should not give a dog ice cream.

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February 3, 20170 found this helpful

GREAT. This is a dumb joke that my Mom used to tell.

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February 22, 20170 found this helpful

I am from the tri-state area, and the 70's version that I heard was:

Q: If the canoe on your roof, has three flat tires. How many pancakes does it take to cover your dog house?

A: Half as long, as it takes a crossed eyed grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle.

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