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Really Strange Joke

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Date: 05/28/2005 Topic: Jokes  
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"If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?







None! Cause Ice cream doesn't have bones!"

By Susannah
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By (Guest Post)
Someone help and explain the answer.

Posted on 10/10/2008 | Report Spam or Abuse

By chris (Guest Post)
I still don't get it?

Posted on 02/15/2008 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Cq (Guest Post)
So what was the answer to the pancake joke?

Posted on 11/08/2007 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Stezzer (1) Contact
I'm from England so haven't heard any of these jokes before. I can't stop laughing at them. Has anyone got anymore eccentric funnies?

Posted on 07/16/2006 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Anonymous (135) Blog! Contact
these are hilarious!! I have never heard any of them and I will be sure to use them with my co-workers. I work with mostly all men and they ask a lot of nosy questions. I think from now on, instead of replying in a sarcastic and hateful way, I'm going to come back at them with one of these riddles. They are all grown men over the age of 40, some over 50 but act like they are in junior high school. One of these statements will really get them going!!!! Thanks for posting!!!

Posted on 01/11/2006 | Report Spam or Abuse

By (Guest Post)
As I heard it..."If you were paddling upstream in a canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?" "It doesn't really matter because there are no pits in ice cream." "It could have been a cantaloupe, but it doesn't have any horns." "It was a football about this(hold index finger and thumb about 1 inch apart) color."

Posted on 01/10/2006 | Report Spam or Abuse

By michele (Guest Post)
my brother told me a close version of this joke over and over when i was 5 and he was 17. his version asked, "if you're rowing across the river and the cat jumped in...how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?" at 5 years old i tried a different number every time just hoping i would be right. that was a good memory...i'm 33 now! haha

Posted on 08/01/2005 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Frances (Guest Post)
Heard this about 35 years ago - but never heard an answer ~~

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half - how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?

Posted on 07/12/2005 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Mary (Guest Post)
I've heard that using drugs may impair your thinking. There is help available for you :-)

Posted on 05/29/2005 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Karen in NH (Guest Post)
Okay, Susannah, I have to ask--are you from Maine? I first heard that joke when I met my ex-husband more than 20 yrs ago and he's from northern Maine. Thanks for the memory! :)

Posted on 05/29/2005 | Report Spam or Abuse

By kimmcg (176) Contact
Clear as mud! :)

Posted on 05/29/2005 | Report Spam or Abuse

By Tom in MO. (Guest Post)
Q. What's the difference between a duck?

A. One leg is both the same.

Posted on 05/28/2005 | Report Spam or Abuse

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